So I'm working at that retirement home for the next 2 months and I'm already going insane. My colleague and I went through all the rooms to ask if the residents shat in their pants or not, and then I came to this one guy and asked him if he needs to change his pants and he just looked at me with a damn perverted smirk and told me that he only wants me to stay in his room without my colleague, he w... » Continue Reading
Me and my twin came up with that stupid ahh idea to make a podcast, we already have a name, an intro and a cover but all of those are a little.. diabolical. We'll definitely get hate for it. » Continue Reading
Y'all my parents forced me to go to a millennial burger place, now I feel like a man with a full beard, a man bun and a flannel shirt.. I will NOT eat that 25€ mini burger. » Continue Reading
So I'm going to sleep over at my home boys house tonight and obviously I had to tell my brother. He literally SCREAMED. Like bro chill out you don't CONTROL me, just let me sleep at my friends house, it's not like we're gonna fuck hell nah. This asshole can't be real, he always hates all my friends, especially when they're male.. » Continue Reading
Today is gerard ways birthday and it makes me so emotional rn!!! I'm so proud of everything he did, he is literally my hero. He saved so many lives including his own life, he managed to stop his addiction to alcohol and drugs, he kept on fighting and believing in himself, he's just such a great and nice person. I hope I'll be like him when I grow up. Happy birthday to my favorite singer of all tim... » Continue Reading
I hate the song berghain by björk, rosalia and Yves tumor.. I want army of me or venus as a boy to be the number one song of björk again » Continue Reading
If eternity knocked at my door and demanded a price for loving you, I would sign my name without hesitation. Let the heavens whisper warnings, they don’t know what it’s like to feel my pulse rearrange itself every time i hear your voice. If loving you was a forbidden ritual I would light every candle with my bare hands and dare the flames to question me. Im not afraid of burning when the flame loo... » Continue Reading
GUYS i wanted to dye my hair today BUT the stores are closed and I obviously can't dye my hair without HAIRDYE . Whatever the stores are open tomorrow so I'll just do it tomorrow!!! » Continue Reading