first of all ill end world hunger by giving evryone food, a place to live and a job. second of all ill excute every person who does bad(really bad things) and/or punish them. 3rd of all id humble every stipid rich person in the country and pay them double the tax. ill be the greatest king ever and whenever i enter a place theyll have to play king for a day by Pierce The Veil » Continue Reading
hi my names angel and i graduated Harvard Law with a 3.4 gpa (ik impressive) heh ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ i like history cuz i think its really romantic in many ways not only love. im curntly watching gintama so wish me luck. i was elected president at 8 yo cuz i showed such amazing leading skills but i kindly refused cuz i wanted to focus more on the sand castles.(╭ರ_•́) im actually a recarnated william shakesp... » Continue Reading
*everyone sad, no food or money.* me: everyone! give us big smiles now! *i smile* everyone:o-o-ok ig.. *everyone smiles because smiling is contagious* me: *i get on a carrige to the presidant* hey.. give everyone food and money. president: ok *gives them all money* everyone: thank you angel!! me: np. » Continue Reading
*i hop on my horse, my sword in my hand as i stand at the entrance of the americas* me: stop right there! columbus: nuh uh. me: obey or your head will be off. columbus: grrrrr f-fine me: thats what i thought! *i get off my horse* uhm cuz-cuz your doo doo ass face shouldnt be here! go back to your-- *i get cut off when i smell his disgusting smell* ugh!! leave! *i swing my sword* columbus: owo f-f-... » Continue Reading
*stands out on the ship* *sees ice burg* me :“captain!” *i say to captain.* me: “be careful there is an iceberg there”. captain: thanks homie. me: no problem. » Continue Reading
I really liked when we had an obsession with carrying heads around. I was really annoyed too that the king was like that. louis sucked d(bleep)ck!! so did his wife! i hope they both deeply take consequences for thier actions and i say we get me to be the next king . i think it was a cool fu(bleep)ing bold movment, tho i was too scared to move on with it. i bet it truly stank there maybe thats wha... » Continue Reading
I think his stupid mustache sucks, and he only ever kills children and unarmed men because he's a coward!! Which reminds me of someone I think we all know who.. I hope he dies. Germany is much better without him! » Continue Reading
i hate her! there is no way she wrote books. i’ve come to believe that she’s a liar. shame!! im hellen keller’s biggest hater. i know shes evil » Continue Reading
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