*i hop on my horse, my sword in my hand as i stand at the entrance of the americas* me: stop right there! columbus: nuh uh. me: obey or your head will be off. columbus: grrrrr f-fine me: thats what i thought! *i get off my horse* uhm cuz-cuz your doo doo ass face shouldnt be here! go back to your-- *i get cut off when i smell his disgusting smell* ugh!! leave! *i swing my sword* columbus: owo f-f-... » Continue Reading
*stands out on the ship* *sees ice burg* me :“captain!” *i say to captain.* me: “be careful there is an iceberg there”. captain: thanks homie. me: no problem. » Continue Reading
I really liked when we had an obsession with carrying heads around. I was really annoyed too that the king was like that. louis sucked d(bleep)ck!! so did his wife! i hope they both deeply take consequences for thier actions and i say we get me to be the next king . i think it was a cool fu(bleep)ing bold movment, tho i was too scared to move on with it. i bet it truly stank there maybe thats wha... » Continue Reading
I think his stupid mustache sucks, and he only ever kills children and unarmed men because he's a coward!! Which reminds me of someone I think we all know who.. I hope he dies. Germany is much better without him! » Continue Reading
i hate her! there is no way she wrote books. i’ve come to believe that she’s a liar. shame!! im hellen keller’s biggest hater. i know shes evil » Continue Reading
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