*i hop on my horse, my sword in my hand as i stand at the entrance of the americas*
me: stop right there!
columbus: nuh uh.
me: obey or your head will be off.
columbus: grrrrr f-fine
me: thats what i thought! *i get off my horse* uhm cuz-cuz your doo doo ass face shouldnt be here! go back to your-- *i get cut off when i smell his disgusting smell* ugh!! leave! *i swing my sword*
columbus: owo f-f-fine. *runs off back to europe scared*
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ash
my my.. this is awsome
thank. i assign you my knight
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yippie
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*smirk*
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arekkiesu
this is finest literature ive ever consumed
heh thansk
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Athena
I love this a lot ⊹⁺⸜(ᐡ⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷⸝ᐡ)⸝⁺⊹
thank you thank you
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