Posted by: Noah (who now owns a pot that isn’t dented) Date: July 11, 2025 I decided to make lentils today. Because I figured if I can make » Continue Reading
Posted by: Noah (who now owns a non-stick pan and a mild sense of purpose) Date: July 11, 2025 I woke up today and decided to make a tortilla de papa . » Continue Reading
Posted by: Noah (who just made a cake without baking it OR breaking down) Date: July 11, 2025 So today, I made something called a chocotorta . It’s an A » Continue Reading
Posted by: Noah (who still eats even when he feels nothing) Date: July 11, 2025 Sometimes you want pizza. Sometimes you want comfort. Sometimes you just want to fill the silence in your apartment with the sound of something— anything —cooking. So you make pizza. Alone. Not because you’re hungry. But because it gives your hands something to do. 🧂 Ingredients I Prete » Continue Reading
Posted by: Noah Ebalon (who now simmers things on purpose) Date: July 11, 2025 There comes a time in every slightly-functioning person’s life when they decide: » Continue Reading
You read that right. I made dessert . Voluntarily. No breakdowns. No dramatic monologues staring out the window. Just sugar, vibes, and an existential craving for something sweet that wasn’t emotionally toxic. 🍫 What Are We Making? » Continue Reading
Look, I’m not saying I’ve got my life together, but I did just go to a grocery store and didn’t cry in the produce aisle—so I think that counts as character development. Today, I made soup. Not the sad kind made from instant noodles and shame, but actual soup. With ingredients. From a store. That I paid for. With money. Let that sink in. » Continue Reading