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Gallery of my art :P

Category: Art and Photography

Updated whenever I finish sum-what presentable art. SEPT 20, 2025 — My OC Otzi with the fishbowl filter over his face 🕊️   Same image as above without fishbowl filter » Continue Reading

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VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

Category: Quiz/Survey

Are you the divine, the flesh, or the machine? If you don’t know what that means examples are below. THE DIVINE:  » Continue Reading

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All my OCs :3

Category: Books and Stories

Uhhh soon I’ll give them pictures but for now you just get text. OTZI: Name: Otzi Age: 16 Gender: Intersex demiboy Sexuality: Raging panromantic Species: Deer person Disabilities, disorders, etc (if applicable): Chronic pain + only has one arm 🥀 Other: Left handed  WILLARD: Name: Willard Age: 16 Gender » Continue Reading

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T311 ME ABT UR C0LLECTIONZZZ!!!

Category: Life

I havvv3ziez 5 ma!nn c0llect10nzz… Taxid333rmyyy (6 it3mz) Ali3n m3m000r@bil1a (6 !+emz) Fvnki sungl@zz3sss (0nly 2 itt3ms) » Continue Reading

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Odd dream?

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I had a dream when I was young that still hasn’t left me, it’s like a ghost. I saw a similar image to this one [ https://pin.it/60mqFpWIk ], but I was in a car, riding in the backseat. Out the car window I saw tall white figures. They didn’t mean me harm, in fact, they adored me. They didn’t tell me that, I just knew. They didn’t have faces, but they smiled. In retrospect, they » Continue Reading

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In need of constructive criticism please :3

Category: Writing and Poetry

LIFE AS A VERB When I felt the itchy concrete slab of my porch against my bare skin; when a stray cat sat beside me, begging for an ounce of attention to make up for her losses;  when  the neighbors left their bikes on their driveway to hurry up for dinner; when the first stars poked their way through the deep, lonely blue b » Continue Reading

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PLEASE READ THIS

Category: Life

You could die at any time. I don’t want to tell you how to live your life but I’d recommend getting out there in the world. Look up at the stars, catch some fish, go hiking, do something! You are on a rock flying through space orbiting a burning ball of gas that orbits a black hole. Why are you scared? Why are you waiting? We don’t know what comes after death, you might think you do, but you don’t... » Continue Reading

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🔥THE KIN LIST🔥

Category: Life

Guys idk why I’m doing this » Continue Reading

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Rat Blog #2– idk

Category: Life

My parents refuse to help pay vet bills so I’d have to and I am unemployed so after nearly a month of research (and multiple sleepless nights while doing said research) the verdict is… I was an idiot for getting my hopes up. » Continue Reading

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