SO, i was riding my board at the plaza, in the parking lot...normal for any skater. BUT! A dude in a blue truck drove by, almost hit me and drove off, i thought to myself: "aight, its whatever." For context, i live in a shit neighborhood, and my friends live far away, well.. some of them do. I was waiting for my two friends. Once they came, we smoked some weed, and started chilling. I started ridi... » Continue Reading
AIGHT, YA FRIEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS BACK.... SO, i added some people on snap, cuz i was bored, and the first FUCKING THING they ask is, "wyll" (what you look like), and its like: BITCH, WHY?!?!?. You send a photo of yourself, and they screenshot it and laugh at you, like HOE, KYS, I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE... Or they ask, "do you send?", NO!, THE ONLY THING IM SENDING YOU IS A RESTRAINING ORDE... » Continue Reading
Neighbour War: skating edition Part 2: Don't fuck with me, you'll eat concrete. Two - Three days ago, i was skating outside of my building, minding my own business, like usual. For context, i live in the shittiest neighborhood in my area, i like skating, and being outside. For even more context, im a teenager, i attend a highschool, and it's summertime right now, i know how kids are when they see... » Continue Reading
For context, i live in the shittiest neighborhood, full of assholes and their offspring that should've been curb stomped before they could talk. For even more context, i skateboard. I love skating, and being outside. But children have other plans for me and my friends, all the damn time. Last week, me and a friend of mine started skating together, for fun,i hadn't hopped on a skateboard in over ei... » Continue Reading
The most dramatic, loud, clumsy bitches in mankind are teenage girls from grade 9 to 12, they just don't shut up. I was hanging out with one of my friend groups and a different friend of mine lost her shit on me because i said i wanted to hangout with my other friends for the lunch period. For context, i hangout with this chick almost every single day, i sometimes skip class with her, and she does... » Continue Reading
Do y'all ever wonder what goes on inside a white chicks mind in horror movies...like???, bitch the killer is running after you why are you sprinting as slow as you can to a dead end?, Why are you suddenly falling to the floor like a paraplegic?, you're acting like your legs don't work anymore, you dumb hoe, get your ass up and start running!. On the topic of dumb white chicks in horror movies, Why... » Continue Reading