Recently, in the city of [Redacted], there have been skeletons caught in the act of disturbing the humans' peace within their graves. Multiple skeletons have already been arrested for digging up human graves. Suspects have been named and those arrested wish to say this about the encounters; "We's just tryna reclaim what's rightfully mine. The humans clearly stole from us skeletons and we's just wa... » Continue Reading
Breaking today, a war has struck out between the humans and the rivers. All rivers seem to be taking part in attempt to reclaim its "rightful" place. We are unsure yet if the oceans will join or stay neutral. Ponds and lakes have told us they refuse to get involved. Swamps creeks both refuse to answer our questions. Gulfs have been preparing to join a side, it's still uncertain which side they wi... » Continue Reading
PinkMountainLight News now has a Twitter Account! We also have a YouTube Account! After much discussion, we've decided to expand our whereabouts to get more news in more places! We're still looking for news as we usually do, and we appreciate any support to help us be the best news source on every corner a » Continue Reading
"Amazing mother, spouse, and child. We hope you return to us soon." are the words from [redacted], her wife recently has disappeared due to a dimensional rift. Scientists are currently working to open the rift once more, however, as nobody knows where it was open prior, it is not safe to open the rift again until it is certain where to open it to. "Dimensional travel should only be done by profess... » Continue Reading
It's safe to say most people know of the entity "Hat Man" who is well known for traveling through different dimensions and realities. Fear not! He's safely returned home to Reality 02YX8.15 and is hopefully staying here for good. Residents say they're happy to have their neighbor back finally as he's been missing for years. We are unsure where he was during this time but we are happy that we can ... » Continue Reading
Breaking news from Reality 04NTH.2, stars have began turning sentient. It is only a matter of time before the planets are next. "Stars have started to open their eyes and watching the earth," scientist [redacted] says, "they seem to be docile currently however we do not know if that will remain the case for very long. Residents of [redacted] are advised to remain indoors during the nighttime when ... » Continue Reading
Human banter has been seeing an all time high within Dimension 23-A0PL. Are sports just getting to be too much? Who knows! All we know is journalist [redacted] is on the scene as it appears that the bowling pins have begun playing by themselves. "We rarely see this event actually occur anymore, these pins are meant to be domesticated creatures. They're running wild once more" says [redacted], "If... » Continue Reading
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