Recently, in the city of [Redacted], there have been skeletons caught in the act of disturbing the humans' peace within their graves. Multiple skeletons have already been arrested for digging up human graves. Suspects have been named and those arrested wish to say this about the encounters; "We's just tryna reclaim what's rightfully mine. The humans clearly stole from us skeletons and we's just want what belongs to us to be returned."
"This could cause a rift between the humans and skeletons peace due to these rebels. They will be receiving psychiatric assistance while imprisoned. They still refuse to talk about who their accomplices are. We assume there are about thirty in total. We've determined this must be the work of a cult." Mayor [Redacted] states, "If you happen to catch anybody who seem to be going to the graves with the equipment for grave digging, please alert authorities immediately. There will be grave guards posted at every site to ensure the safety of humans and skeletons alike."
When question further, we could not get ahold of any extra information from either the skeletons in custody or the mayor. We did get some comments from neighbors and concerned citizens.
"I don' want us to fight o'er this. These humans have been so kind an' welcomin' to my small family. Be a shame for this to turn the tides on us."
"Of course, we know skeletons will be seen in an evil light because of this. I just hope that humans will see the difference between those digging graves and those who are just visiting friends."
"Not all skeletons are bad, even my daughter understands this. But how do I explain to her that daddy has to go work to make sure that no skeletons go off doing something evil without her viewing her skeleton classmates in a shady light? I hope those rebels get caught soon!"
As you can tell, the tension is high, parents and children alike, human and skeleton, are concerned for the light these rebels may shine on other skeletons. Because of this, we've taken the liberty to bring together experts and authorities to put together lists and other information to help determine when's the right time to contact help.
Grave Digging: The Tools to Look Out For
Is My Skeleton Neighbor a Grave Digger or a Grave Keeper?
Explaining the Bad Bones to Kids, Keeping the Good Bones in Mind
The Good Side of the Bad Bones: An Autobiography by [Redacted]
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