News from Reality 04NTH.2 : Stars Are Becoming Sentient! Are they hostile?

Breaking news from Reality 04NTH.2, stars have began turning sentient. It is only a matter of time before the planets are next.

"Stars have started to open their eyes and watching the earth," scientist [redacted] says, "they seem to be docile currently however we do not know if that will remain the case for very long. Residents of [redacted] are advised to remain indoors during the nighttime when the stars' vision is best until scientists confirm that it's safe."

We are currently on scene with Mayor [redacted] as he speaks about the events. Here's what he has to say.

"I advise you warn your kin for we don't know of any hostile levels. My team will begin working on an online sheet to discuss steps of safety precautions. There will be a curfew set for twenty hundred hours in hopes these stars do not view much to watch and leave us alone. Each house is required to bring out any trash or finish errands before then. If you are at the market, please stay put until morning."

For the convenience of residents of [redacted], we have decided to attach the online sheet that Mayor [redacted] had spoken of. Please give it a read and make sure you stay safe in these struggling times. 

This could be the start of an apocalypse. As stated prior, please remain indoors at night until scientists are able to confirm if the stars are hostile or not. 

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