Breaking News from Reality 02YX8.15! Hat Man Returns Home

It's safe to say most people know of the entity "Hat Man" who is well known for traveling through different dimensions and realities. Fear not! He's safely returned home to Reality 02YX8.15 and is hopefully staying here for good. 

Residents say they're happy to have their neighbor back finally as he's been missing for years. We are unsure where he was during this time but we are happy that we can take down the missing posters. 

When questioned, Mr. H.Man refused to answer to us on his whereabouts and instead just offered for the distress to schedule a neighborhood get together. 

"I'm a traveler" Mr. H.Man says, "I disappear for a few years then come back. It's what I do."

"I might stay for a few years back home, I have a pet and a lovely neighborhood who were all probably worried sick." Mr. H.Man says when asked if he would be staying put. 

So far, the neighborhood residents all seem to have their own concerns for the entity, hoping he'll soon find some time to just settle down. 

Some residents allowed us to relay their concerns: 

"He always seems so lonely, I just wish he would stick around longer."

"I don't understand what joy he finds in this interdimensional travel thing he goes on about. It's like his obsession. He knows we can't take care of his home and pet forever."

"It would be cool if he would at least tell us where he was going and for how long but he just disappears and we're left worrying that he may never return." 

When we spoke to Mr. H.Man, he sent his condolences to the worried community and thanks to those who kept his house and pet safe but did not confirm or deny any claims made about his disappearance. 

"You'd have to be there to know it." He says.

Regardless of all of this, the residents remain happy that their neighbor has decided to stay put for a few years. Above all though, the happiest of all the residents seems to be his pet. 

This has been Pink Mountain Light News, thank You for hearing from this Reality.