News from Dimension 23W0T7-1L : Rivers Declare War on Humans!

Breaking today, a war has struck out between the humans and the rivers. All rivers seem to be taking part in attempt to reclaim its "rightful" place. We are unsure yet if the oceans will join or stay neutral. Ponds and lakes have told us they refuse to get involved. Swamps creeks both refuse to answer our questions. 

Gulfs have been preparing to join a side, it's still uncertain which side they will be joining, however. 

The human's side of thing? We've heard countless tells that it was the rivers that struck the first run, claiming to be done with being a "playground" for humans. 

Rivers are also trying to convince seas to join the battle, however, so far it seems to be failing. According to seas "We have life and an important job. If we lose this war, it would be bad for the animals we care for."

We're still making attempts to contact swamps, as it joining could give rivers a leg up in the battle. 

Here, we talk to fellow humans about their opinions on the matter. 

"Moments like this are scary, I know our troops are strong but never in my years did I have to think about 'how do we prepare troops against literal water?'" 

"I'm just glad my sons don't care to go outside to the beach or anything, who knows what could turn the tides these days!"

"I think we should all stick to our lands. If we upset any other waters, we could be in trouble!" 

Beaches are being discussed to be ordered shutdown. Public nature parks that have a form of natural waters will be next in this discussion. 

This is all we know currently, for more information, see the help pages below. 

The Large Takes: Why the Oceans and Seas Might Not Join!

Playgrounds: Why Rivers Declared War

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