i was looking for a job then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now its so much funnier knowing i begged and pleaded the universe to get this job at a cannabis dispensary, but now im miserable. i’ve been in training and unable to do anything, i try so hard to relate to my coworkers and fail miserably, and AHHHHHH RAHHHHHH and oh my god it’s so expensive. everything in that store is so ex... » Continue Reading
bring back 2010 coachella, edm music i beg society i wanna be hearing "IF OUR LOVE IS INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY" followed by the craziest beat drop at the club i wanna see the most basic, NPC looking white man surrounded by the most beautiful women in that DJ booth #selfie better be playing while im violently throwing up in the toilet while another girl is violently sobbing in the next st... » Continue Reading
blocking someone on instagram? fine. imessage? totally normal. snapchat? expected. even tiktok makes sense but bro PINTEREST??????? you kept me on your spotify but PINTEREST CROSSES THE LINE????? » Continue Reading
okay so the idea i had in mind with this whole blog was to basically have a place to look back on some memories and moments while being in my 20s (im 21 :3). anyways, me and my mom went up to chicago to tour the apartment that i have been *dying* to get. the tour was at like- 10am and i was so excited and happy!! when we got there, the property manager and my roommate's dad met us and we were goi... » Continue Reading
omg the game is sooo addicting but playing with kids born after 2010 is a HEADACHE. babes what do u mean biker shorts and a crop top represents the TUTOR ERA » Continue Reading
i am someone who loves to overthink and plan out things. i dont like intense schedules, but i do like a general layout and i *hate* when plans go disarray. anyways, i planned out my future and i desperately want it to go the way i planned. after college, i want to spend a year studying to become a nursing assistant and spending my days working and saving money. by 23-14, i want to enroll in nursi... » Continue Reading
i saw this post on tiktok about what the afterlife is. the narrator learns you go through judgment and must pass a test. the test is that you are put in a room with the most prominent versions of yourself and what you end up doing determines where you end up. ive been thinking so much about this. i imagine the versions of myself that i might see. i stare at a version where my path was brighter... » Continue Reading
my application got denied on my apartment :(( so i have to find a new place. i met this girl who i was originally gonna live with in my old place, but we both applied and got denied so new place hunting we go!! i live in chicago (chicagoans please rise i need friends LMFAO) so our budget is like $1800 (a little limited but possible :3) and we're trying to find a place near our college. i found th... » Continue Reading
being at the social security office makes me feel like i’m in some sort of backrooms dream and i’m just an NPC that’s actually in a horror story. the florescent lights, the uncomfortable chair, the mindless chatter of people waiting. » Continue Reading
i blame corporate chipotle 1000% percent for every single little thing that regular chipotle workers go through and the fact that they're so money hungry they refuse to increase the required portion size and instead add fuel to the flame. i have never wished for undercover boss to come back more than i am now i stg i need the fuck face CEO to work a day at a chipotle and let him get absolutely ber... » Continue Reading
joints? smoked chipotle? consumed roblox? played hotel? trivago let's go get stoned sublime (it scratches a part of my brain) dress to impress (i ate some of my outfits up i was getting top 3 over and over mwah) ancient egypt roleplay (i got executed for getting to close to the pharaoh and also trying to incite a riot) » Continue Reading
yall fucking to chase atlantic is so magical why haven't i done this earlier anyways im having a great night and i hope you are too mwah » Continue Reading