Name any other dog that soloed an entire squad of ghosts with nothing but a fire extinguisher. If your dog can't do a kick-flip with a fire extinguisher you are not winning that fight. He pulled down a zombie's pants and beat a pterodactyl in a race. I rest my case. » Continue Reading
Hear me out. You will never, EVER, catch me willingly eating an eggplant unless it tastes like chicken Parmesan and it's covered in marinara sauce. BUT. Peep game and lock in. With the fall season comes eggplants. 20 glorious pieces of gold for one eggplant seed. Let's assume you buy 30. That's a total of 600 gold pieces. Eggplants are special because they regrow. Every five days is a new batch o... » Continue Reading