Eggplants.

Hear me out. 

You will never, EVER, catch me willingly eating an eggplant unless it tastes like chicken Parmesan and it's covered in marinara sauce.

BUT.

Peep game and lock in.

With the fall season comes eggplants. 20 glorious pieces of gold for one eggplant seed.

Let's assume you buy 30. That's a total of 600 gold pieces.

Eggplants are special because they regrow. Every five days is a new batch of eggplants with a 0.2 percent chance that you receive more than one eggplant per bush.

This means, bare minimum, you will receive 5 eggplants per bush over the course of 25 days, for a BARE MINIMUM TOTAL of 3750 gold pieces.

That is 3150 dollars in profits. Not to mention the probabilities that we're left out of this hypothetical.

Invest in eggplants.

Become Zuckerberg.

-Norville