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Dear Diary

Today I had to go to the bathroom really bad, and I farted and pissed and threw up everywhere. When I farted a little poop came out and when I pissed it was all rainbow colored and glew in the dark which was a really unnatural piss color. I think I may be dehydrated.


Planning on drinking more water tonight. I will update on my piss colors tomorrow morning. (or whenever I remember to)


-Norville


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Matthew

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are you physically and mentally ok?


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my dad doesn't seem to think so

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Matthew

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I heard all about the pee and poop, but what about the throw up?


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Zoha🎀

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I LOVE THIS POST


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I agree

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marja

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what the actual sigma


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ERM WHAT THE SIGMA

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