Blog update my roommate is a girl full of shit. This bitch is Jehovah's Witness in Wheels. I don't know what to say to her anymore. She is super lovely yet dumb, literally dumb as fuck. It's hard to be nice back when she causes multiple problems. For example, this ( first week of school ) year, she had her pennis flytrap out, bare birthday suit ever you call it (IDGF) while doing laundry in the mi... » Continue Reading
My professor is such a weirdo I sometimes wish I could blackmail him for the "secretive" messed up things he has done so far. The man's hair looks like cupcake frosting. He needs to take a step back, just like his hairline, and leave my university cause why is he presenting himself like he is sane? HELP, we know you peaked in high school ... also I kind of need the extra credit. Should I blackmai... » Continue Reading
ok story time legit walked in on someone doing snow in the back of the grimy communal bathroom stall I just looked at them like girl really 9 in the f morning I'm just trying to take a shower and why would you do it near the bathroom seat wtf that's so gross don't you know how many bacteria lives there uhm I know some of these sorority b wants to » Continue Reading