school

My professor is such a weirdo I sometimes wish I could blackmail him for the "secretive" messed up things he has done so far. 

The man's hair looks like cupcake frosting. He needs to take a step back, just like his hairline, and leave my university cause why is he presenting himself like he is sane? HELP, we know you peaked in high school ... also I kind of need the extra credit. Should I blackmail him? Anyway... God, don't you hate it, slow walkers. I just have the urge to push them so hard to make the trip and walk all over them. I don't have time for your poor cardio. I need to step it and move it, people I am trying to make it on time but low key it doesn't help that my university is stair master 101 

recently there was a cute boy in my life who found out he's a player and tweaked out so bad I shipped myself to a farm out in the butt nothing of TX just like the icon Sam Puckket cause I need to touch something that will always be there for me GRASS, but I swear the next time I tweaked out that badly I am going to go sky diving off the plans down the road for 20 dollars in order to feel something again...       

P.S. FBI keeps listening to my Yap sessions, and I am getting very specific things on my for you page. I wonder if they watch me like a sitcom.... hey I would have a fan at least