a poopy story

Blog update my roommate is a girl full of shit. This bitch is Jehovah's Witness in Wheels. I don't know what to say to her anymore. She is super lovely yet dumb, literally dumb as fuck. It's hard to be nice back when she causes multiple problems. For example, this ( first week of school ) year, she had her pennis flytrap out, bare birthday suit ever you call it (IDGF) while doing laundry in the middle of the living room with our see-through windows girl; this isn't an episode from the visitor once I saw her I had a jump scare cause like let be for real I do not want to see retirement home shining in my living space  I told her over text to not do that again for BIOHAZARD AND WHY? thought that was the end....... NO, THE FUCKING POOP problem she has is her room smells foul, and she smells foul. Showers two times a week, which aka scary and girl..... it has gotten so bad our guests started to notice this pattern every time they came over.... and we have been patient about it for so long until we found fecal matter in our WASHER. THE DAM WASHER: Hello, that washes everyone's clothes. We sat down and talked to her. She explained that she had a bowel problem and was like ok that's fine, but can you do something about your juices not getting into our shared equipment YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID: AIR REFERESHNERS SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE CLEANING SLIPLIES THE SPRAYS ?????? I looked at her calmly and explained that she needed bleach, lemon pledge, etc., not just water and Febreze; Febreez can only do so much about her nasty behavior. After that meeting, I feel like she walked away not getting anything over her Jojo Siwa head

I hope she buys diapers, please. 

PS. Chris Chan came back to YouTube. 

I have a group of friends that are sweet e lately have been to much as a mess cause they keep hooking up with each other reminds me of ethel Cain low key its giving lesbian cult love them though but tone down the drama I cant hear my Spotify playlist