you know, hammerhead sharks used to be like one of the no 1 sharks all around there. like the top g. Then they just fell off one day and now no-one cares about them anymore. its the government. thats the problem. they are endorsing the dolphins who are evil and racist. » Continue Reading
man let me tell you about this time I had this pet worm I found this little guy after my cousin and little brother found him in the living room and took a knife to kill him but it only cut off half of his "torso"? and he was still living and crawling around when they both called to me and my mom saying there was this snake in the living-room » Continue Reading
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I know Blahaj is very beloved but I so do wish that IKEA would make a hammerhead shark plushie... I want one so baddd If an IKEA shark plushie is too random for you then I argue that it would go with the dinosaur collection, the brontosaurus and stegosaurus very well. As well as if a hammerhead shark would be too niche, like no it's not, Blahaj isn't even a great white shark he's » Continue Reading
When I write letters to guys (not that I do but go with me here) I write using my scented glitter pens. I add a little PS at the bottom that the pen I wrote with is scented and that it smells like so and so... So naturally the guy picks up the paper and puts it to his nose. Now imagine if he falls for it and does it in public. To i » Continue Reading
I downloaded this dating sim where you date this girl, Iris (Get it? The IRS?) , who does your taxes. The twist is that doing taxes in the game also does your taxes in real life. This is only eligible for US citizens since it only counts taxes in the US. Its one of the reasons I could never finish the game, I never made it past th » Continue Reading
Tomorrow me and my friend will go to the beach and make boats to float on the water and see which one lasts the longest. I can't believe we've never seen each other in person before, Friends apparently used to see each other a lot according to these teen movies. I dont even have a curfew because I never really go out. it is almost like The Machine Stops by E.M Forster. though if you are asking m... » Continue Reading
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