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Tulio, 24, raging bisexual.

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Smooth Operator

Category: Romance and Relationships

Contrary to the title, I think I might’ve traumatized my best friend.  It happened two nights ago, when I brought someone home with me around one am. First of all, I thought my best friend (we’ll call him Pedro) was gone, at his gf’s or wtv. He wasn’t. He was on the couch, giga-spooning our entire stash of ice cream. Did I notice right away? I wish I could say I did, but it wasn’t until we got to ... » Continue Reading

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two seconds from throwing hands

Category: Life

Went to a cafe today, to get some studying in for my lit midterm, and man...the audacity of these damn kids. i mean, keep it to the one day, first of all. Halloween is on tuesday, but suddenly we got kids trick or treating in broad daylight on saturday??? also, you'd think coffee shops are safe cuz normal kids limit their tricking and their treating to residential areas--y'know out of some common,... » Continue Reading

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I made an oopsie

Category: Romance and Relationships

So uh...the girl i was seeing broke up with me today. Said smth about how it was inconsiderate to be dating someone when I'm "so obviously in love with someone else" which i know is bullshit cuz  if it's so obvious,  stephanie,  then how the FUCK has this goddamned idiot not noticed yet, huh? i mean, you think i enjoy  suffering quietly being roommates with this guy and spending every single godda... » Continue Reading

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Gym incident update:

Category: Romance and Relationships

I'm quitting the gym.  /* corner image. hidden on mobile */ .image { background: url('https://i.ibb.co/CBTRb83/tumblr-4df68f56610e2e7ead892552ec9c6a30-5ad87c32-1280.png') no-repeat; background-size: 100%!important; position: fixed; right: 10px; bottom: 10px; height: 300px; width: 300px; z-index: 1000; opacity: 100; } @media (max-width: » Continue Reading

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somebody help me

Category: Romance and Relationships

i don't know what to do. i can't do this shit anymore. today he literally stripped in front of me. yes, ok it was in the changing room at our gym but how the fuck is he expecting me to sit there chilling when he's acting like he's on magic mike??? how did i react? excellent question. i yelled so suddenly and so loudly that apparently i dislodged smth in my throat, then ran away like a little bitch... » Continue Reading

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