two seconds from throwing hands

Went to a cafe today, to get some studying in for my lit midterm, and man...the audacity of these damn kids. i mean, keep it to the one day, first of all. Halloween is on tuesday, but suddenly we got kids trick or treating in broad daylight on saturday??? also, you'd think coffee shops are safe cuz normal kids limit their tricking and their treating to residential areas--y'know out of some common, human decency? but all that's thrown out the window when they start descending in hoards upon coffee shops--of all places--like feral little demons. there's an answer now to a question nobody's thought to ask; can you study to the repeated, terrorizing demands for sugar and chocolate made by dozens of costumed gremlins all speaking in some sort of satanic chorus? no. the answer is no. 

somebody come save me.