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"sitting in a jar filled with water, salt, and vinegar"

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a dog cannot be a man

Category: Writing and Poetry

i don't know how to love like people love, but i know how to follow you around. i know how to eat your scraps and sit on your lap. i know how to be small and cute and i know how to hide when you get loud. still, i don't know how to love like a person does. i don't know how to provide anything more than comfort and something to smile at, i can chase my tail and i can be the mangy, sad thing you fee... » Continue Reading

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what to do when you're so wound up you wanna bash your head into the wall

Category: Blogging

1. listen to high energy music. anything that gets those emotions felt in a healthy, controlled way. 2. exercise. it doesn't have to be much, just get those energies translated physically somehow. you could dance to music, do some stretches. if you have a switch, there's a free jump-rope game on it that i like to do daily. 3. eat something sensory inducing. something sour or spicy. i don't know wh... » Continue Reading

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on running away

Category: Blogging

I think about running away a lot. not in your typical sense- i'm an adult, i could technically go where ever i want. but i've got things i have to take care of, particularly three cats and i've got my name on an apartment until summer 2025. it's not even related to the fact that my current living situation involves me having to hide in my room if my roommate is home, or the fact that i've learned ... » Continue Reading

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birthday blues

Category: Blogging

my birthday came and passed with two texts. one from my mom, one from my brother. a few days before, i went to the mall with my friends. me and one of those friends aren't on speaking terms anymore and i've picked up bad habits to cope with what happened between us. trump got re-elected and my doctor approved for me to start testosterone, but the prescription is out of stock. regardless, i am » Continue Reading

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low quality chilton (hannibal) "quantifiably bitchy" stamp

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

made for my friend but i figured i'd post it img:hover{animation:shake1s;animation-iteration-count:infinite;}@keyframesshake{0%{transform:translate(1px,1px)rotate(0deg);}10%{transform:translate(-1px,-2px)rotate(-1deg);}20%{transform:translate(-2px,0px)rotate(1deg);}30%{transform:translate(2px,2px)rotate(0deg);}40%{transform:translate(1px,-1px)rotate(1deg);}50%{transform:translate(- » Continue Reading

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low quality IASIP stamps

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

i was gonna post these to layouts, but it seems like layout posting is still unavailable. so they're going here temporarily! forgive me if these suck; im new to to making stamps. no need to credit or comment, take these and run wild with them lmao. i tried to make them themed to the gang's childhood nicknames, but i had to get creative with frank.   preview: » Continue Reading

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