Don't test me!!!

Supposedly a rumor has been going about that I "don't shower" cos' I "stink". Mind you I brush my teeth every day and bathe as regularly too. I might spend most of my time up in high isolated places at work but I can hear you wankers JUST FINE. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a mouse. You might think you're smart but guess what??? I know where you live, Scout. I Know where your mother lives too, and more importantly, I know who she's been with. Maybe you should worry about yourself and keep your bloody Bostonian mouth shut. I SWEAR to god.