Infinite shit. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances.... » Continue Reading
when i was 9 i was really jealous that mario got to date peach so to let my frustration out I turned on mario kart 64 and drove mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and gf. » Continue Reading
why oj? do you want to sound cool? is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? do you abbreviate apple juice too? "hey yeah, let me have some aj?" - said by no one ever. imo i just think it sound annoying asfk. lwk i don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelin » Continue Reading
bye. im new to this spacehey community so like i lwk dont know what to do on here other than js make new friends bcs all my friends r like kinda shit but it's ok 🤞🤞. hmu if u a hot ahh latino boy though 😻 or dreadheads 😻😻😻 obvi around my age. like the latino boys r brooooooooooo. like their energy is so like. OMG. and like dreadheads. but i love the way they js. UGHHH. i dont know how to explain i... » Continue Reading