i was in the bathroom at barnes nd noble and this old ass lady sits her ass down in the stall next to me and starts taking the most earth shattering explosive combustable dynamite gigaton shit. shawty bae was exhaling in relief nd shit, fuckin goin "whoooooo doggy" as she casually recreated the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. i felt like i was link in majora's mask and her visceral presence w... » Continue Reading
bcuz what the fuck do snakes even do bro. eat rats nd shit? fuckin lame. all u do is eat rat and slither around. and u got that embarrassing ass rat shaped lump in ur throat now bcuz ur a stupid lil snake. embarrassing as hell!!! yall would never catch me doin that fr!! but with worms dude? worms fuckin rule! out here eating trash nd shit to make compost (they just like me fr)!! diggin thru the di... » Continue Reading
yk how embarrassing it is to have to slither. u gotta slide everywhere nd shit and now ur whole body dusty and crusty. like if u drop ur food u can't just bend down and pick it up. u thought u were too good for arms. and now u gotta slither to it like a lil worm and none of yall would ever catch me doing that on that » Continue Reading
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