worms are way fuckin cooler than snakes and im tired of pretending they arent

bcuz what the fuck do snakes even do bro. eat rats nd shit? fuckin lame. all u do is eat rat and slither around. and u got that embarrassing ass rat shaped lump in ur throat now bcuz ur a stupid lil snake. embarrassing as hell!!! yall would never catch me doin that fr!!

but with worms dude? worms fuckin rule! out here eating trash nd shit to make compost (they just like me fr)!! diggin thru the dirt nd shit and eating good ass food scraps mMmmm. nd plus some of yall kickass worms eat plastic which is super fuckin rad!! fuckin love worms dude!!! go on girl eat trash and make good ass soil fr!!

(xpost from bulletin bcuz the world gotta hear this fr!)