every day i wake up and thank god i wasnt born a snake

yk how embarrassing it is to have to slither. u gotta slide everywhere nd shit and now ur whole body dusty and crusty. like if u drop ur food u can't just bend down and pick it up. u thought u were too good for arms. and now u gotta slither to it like a lil worm and none of yall would ever catch me doing that

on that topic eating as a snake is humiliating as fuck. like my food rn isnt ur business. but when ur a snake everyone can tell u just ate a fatass rat. and now ur waiting for chemical digestion to break it down like a weak lil armless loser. 

me, personally, i wouldnt let that slide fr!!! fuck u lookin @ me for!!! i know i got this bigass rat shaped lump!!! so what asshole!! move!!

(xpost from bulletin bcuz i think the world should hear abt this)