the most dangerous creature is one unfazed by the qualms of society

i was in the bathroom at barnes nd noble and this old ass lady sits her ass down in the stall next to me and starts taking the most earth shattering explosive combustable dynamite gigaton shit. shawty bae was exhaling in relief nd shit, fuckin goin "whoooooo doggy" as she casually recreated the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. i felt like i was link in majora's mask and her visceral presence was the big ass moon. her unabashed nature had me shaking and quivering in my boots. shiver me timbers. 

i wish to be as free as her. givin all shits and no shits to what mfs think of her. for the only thing that i need to be concerned abt is confined to this stall. and nothing else. amen

(xpost from bulletin bcuz the world must be made aware)