In the nighting hour , I am to bore my night ‘ s cap and slumber down , but alas I am to be keeping open eyed by such an awful expression the common folk may refer to be “ hunger “ Lighting the lantern , I having had coat mine bread in squashed grain and but a cup of blundered raisin. But as I am come to realise I am not to consume this in silence ! ! ! Preposterous ! ! ! Mine television flicker... » Continue Reading
My dear fellows. . . To day I am to state a tale of woe. For I am to open my pantry to no speckled eggs ! ! ! Goodness gracious ! ! ! For I had did eat them and the time in which to replenish them had slipped from right under mine nose . . . With a hungered heart I set out to the market. There were many an egg there in strange shapes . . . Long green eggs , soft loafs of eggs and even eggs in gla... » Continue Reading
Gifted to me ( from where who the kind neighbour had did left for me with it’s very own chain lead!)was a contraption with a questionable amount of wheels in which I am “rode” with today ! ! ! » Continue Reading
As you fellows may have notice, it is the command of midday to seek out a delightful meal. I arrive to the function with my coins I place on the table and I am say “ one hammed burger please” to which the lady doth respond at me it will be. I am waited to be knighted with this hammed burger. It has did arrive! At my table! ! ! Wrapped into to days news how amazing A good day ! ! ! » Continue Reading
I have been thinking about horses in a swimming pool and however will they transport ( across the motor way I imagine) the horses while in the pool? In my head a devised a contraption to lift the pool from out the ground to a truck to carry across the mortar way. But it did occur to me that the pool is too big (I imagine this pool is the size big enough for the horses to have fun but not be enoug... » Continue Reading