A luncheon of whimsy

As you fellows may have notice, it is the command of midday to seek out a delightful meal. I arrive to the function with my coins I place on the table and I am say “ one hammed burger please” to which the lady doth respond at me it will be. 

I am waited to be knighted with this hammed burger. It has did arrive! At my table! ! ! Wrapped into to days news how amazing 

A good day ! ! !