De, I won't lie. Senator Armstrong, the big man behind Desperado and the one funding World Marshal. He... he kicked my ass. Hard. My sword was broke in two. I couldn't believe it. After everything that sword and I went through, it ended to the AngryVideoGameNerd. Now that's a reference not many of you will get. Tch, anywho. After discarding my broken blade, I punched Armstrong a lot. And I mean a ... » Continue Reading
Dea, Jetstream Sam. A pretty dumb name, but.. it has some charm. I have to thank him for letting the Jack the Ripper persona out. It is refreshing to not have to worry about the morality of killing my enemies. After defeating Sundowner, the good Doktor and I tried escaping with the brains of the children that the bastard had. Unfortunately, as we were leaving, two unmanned drones were sent after u... » Continue Reading
Dear, I am in the helicopter with the great Doktor. I just finished killed Sundowner, the leader of the Desperatos. Desperetos? Despacitos? Ah, anywho. He wanted to harvest the brains of children to use as child soldiers. Using the same training regiment I went through. That bastard. I'm glad I put an end to him. God knows what the children would have gone through had I not stopped him. That's thr... » Continue Reading
Dear dear, I just finished fighting this man who could disassemble his body like it's a Lego set. He kept spouting on about memes. Memes this, memes that, why don't you meme some bitches? Well. That'll be hard for him, considering his body has also been chopped up to pieces. ...but I also let out my demons today. I shouldn't have done so... my sword is a tool of justice.. I guess that was just to... » Continue Reading
Dear diary, I was in Russia, hmph, typical place for bad guys, huh? Anyways, there was this girl, someone I had to kill. She was.. she was from where I was born. Unlike the white snowy hair of mine, she was a thick tomboy girlfriend. It was a shame I had to kill her. I sliced the container, and she was hit by very cold stuff. Probably liquid nitrogen or something. I then sliced her up into a billi... » Continue Reading