i got home early today god i wish i didnt so i decided that I would wear nothing but my healing aura as i frolicked around my house, and because it was extra hot here down under, I decided to scoop myself some ice cream. Meanwhile, I was in a call with my gf and was listening to her as she felt herself, causing me to go fully erect. suddenly, the front door swings open and my father and 11-year ol... » Continue Reading
Today was fun made lots of jokes there was this one about jews and air conditioning then i told my friends that chris pratt was voiceing garfield oh yeah and i learned how bad can i be from the lorax on guitar album of the day: OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES by SOPHIE » Continue Reading
i just slept for 12 hours and i feel like god sleep try it today might actually be productive today signed, ;medusa album of the day: dirty computer by janelle mon àe » Continue Reading
i had a good day today i drank 2 cans of monster and wrote a rap about an ovipositior diIdo had multiple existential crises cuddled my gf and now its 2am and i really should go to sleep but instead im here trying to convince myself that im not a faliure » Continue Reading