i made this "spacehey" account in 2020, right at the beginning of the big plague. i posted some corny shit about totally loving horror movies and punk rawk and followed a bunch of teenagers that i didnt really care about. in the end, kind of a pointless flash in the pan. i made a blogger in 2021, inspired by the fantastic collection of achewood character blogs. i didn't share it with any of my fri... » Continue Reading
i'm ill. severely. or mildly, idk. tuesday i had a terrible terrible fever, wednesday i had a terrible terrible headache, and today i have a terrible terrible sore throat. the symptoms disappear day by day (day bidet?) but still it's inconveniencing. sore throat megasucks, it hurts to swallow. for the first 4 hours of the day, i couldn't talk without sounding like that text to speech voice from no... » Continue Reading
the elon musk thing is pretty funny. i'm most active on twitter, but i'm very glad to see it collapse. there has been a lot of talk about "places of refuge", where to find your friends when musk takes a hatchet to the servers and ends things once and for all. here's my opinions on the main options mastodon: twitter but for people who have a favorite linux distro. the "federation" thing is kind of ... » Continue Reading
a fresh everything bagel with cream cheese, hot sauce, lox, a thin tomato slice, and onion (in that order) coconut shrimp from an all-you-can-eat asian buffet that carefully straddles the line of authenticity ramen with spinach and mushrooms and maybe an egg tossed in a hot dog made at 2 AM two bowls of cereal » Continue Reading
feels incredibly strange that halloween is less than a week away. it's a shame it's on a monday, i've always said that the government should make nov. 1st a national holiday. i'm not a huge partier but as someone who wants to come out of their shell a bit more i'm gonna go to some cloughbs with a friend of mine, get blitzed or whatever. i do have a costume and i am not going to tell you all what i... » Continue Reading
i'm in the panhandle of florida which is the absolute furthest south you can go while still getting seasons. however, these seasons are, like animals in the process of house training, indecisive, finicky, and annoying. we're deep in the throes of autumn, the titular "sweater weather", and yet every day is like a miniature season of its own. the morning may be autumnal, sure, but wait a few hours a... » Continue Reading
i have never been a particularly dentally hygenic person. i pride myself on only ever having one cavity, but my teeth are perpetually yellowed and it took me the better part of 4 years to get my braces off in school days. don't even get me started on orthodontistry, an industry i still believe is made exclusively of sadists. it's hard to love a crooked yellow grin, but when i look at the insanely ... » Continue Reading
on the way back from the video store (halloween 3, spring breakers, parasite) i saw a bunch of frat bros outside of 7/11 dressed up like king tut. imagine doing shit like that and thinking you're cool. basically, you get paid in pussy edit: rereading this post it's insane how much of a loser i sound like. "imagine [...] thinking you're cool" jesus christ dawg chill out. also according to a much hi... » Continue Reading
just read a fantastic article , primarily about the author's young childhood. it got me thinking about how incredibly shitty my memory is. anything past a few months ago is an extreme abstract, only coming back as concepts and events. i can barely remember what my breakfast tasted like yesterday. hell, can barely remember what i had for breakfast yesterday. orson welles could remember having » Continue Reading
like the great rodney dangerfield, i hath been awarded for my efforts with no class. i could get stoned at 9:30 if i so wished. i could sleep until noon and take a nap when i'm done. there is no feeling in the world greater than this. i love being a recluse » Continue Reading
today was actually not so bad, all things considered. in our astronomy lab tonighjt everybody drove 20 minutes to the middle of the woods and i think looking up at the sky and seeing the starts sort of rebooted me mentally. i'm ready to take life by the haunches or whatever the phrase is » Continue Reading