Let’s be real. The recent wave of video game movies; Sonic, Mario, Minecraft, and whatever else gets greenlit tomorrow, aren’t passion projects. They’re studio-executive shitposts, lazily churned out to exploit nostalgia and squeeze every last dollar from fans who just want to see their favorite pixels on a big screen. And what do we get? The same five overexposed actors shoved into roles they don... » Continue Reading
I hate this timeline. No, really. I’m tired. I'm tired of opening some random article or YouTube recommendation, only to find out that the band I used to blast on my mp3-player, or the actor I had a poster of on my wall, or the YouTuber I followed religiously for years, turned out to be a predator, a manipulator, or something way, way worse... Like, how is it that half the cultural ic » Continue Reading
Alright, I'm just gonna say it: I don't like food. Not in that "I hate eating" way. I eat. I'm alive. I'm just not obsessed with it like everyone else seems to be. I don't daydream about dinner. I don't scroll food porn on Instagram. I don't "live to eat." I eat to not die. That's about it. But what really gets me—what makes me roll my eyes so hard I almost black out—is how many people claim they ... » Continue Reading
Remember the good old days of the early 2000s internet? It was a time when the world wide web felt like a vast, uncharted territory waiting to be explored. A time when our online identities and digital spaces were as unique and customizable as we wanted them to be. Let's take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about the go » Continue Reading
When I was a kid, I somehow convinced my mom to buy me Resident Evil for the Nintendo GameCube. It was what first caught my eye when I browsed the counter display. It looked dark and mysterious and screamed cool in that way only kids can truly fall for. I wasn't ready. I remember booting it up with wide eyes and a heart full of excitement... and then crashing headfirst into a wall of tank controls... » Continue Reading
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