how bad is it to find almost every single mccafferty song relatable… like i dont like nick or whatever his name is but the music. god the music. i almost have a musicgasm every time i listen to them. jesus christ i love the music so much. i cant stop listening but i really dont like nick and i feel horrible how relatable the music and lyrics are. im genuinely tweaking out over this and i dont know... » Continue Reading
i was sitting in a booth folding napkins like a good boy (im so sorry) at work when my coworker walks in. there was a vacuum right outside one of the doors, so he almost ran into it. he trips over it, yells what the fuck is that, and looks around to see who saw. i was the only one that saw. i walk over to a table to clean it off as does he. he leans over the table and proceeds to says that if i te... » Continue Reading
the things i hear at my job genuinely make me question everyones sanity. in the span of an hour there i managed to hear conversations range from zues getting with his sister to how they want to die from women sitting on their faces. they are genuinely insane and i think i might be the sanest person there which is somehow surprising. if you ever have to work with teenagers run for your life and don... » Continue Reading
i had a dream i got gee pregnant. we lived in a bathroom together. i was lyn-z. i dont know what this dream means. i dont think i want to know either. » Continue Reading
I found old glazed cashews in the back of my pantry and started eating them. I don’t know how old they were. They emitted a certain smell off of them. I currently feel sick. Send help. » Continue Reading