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Isolated with Covid for the first time

Category: Life

Last Thursday I came home from work early due to uncontrollable coughing. I didn't feel too bad otherwise, but it seemed like a good enough excuse to bail on the workday, which is something I'm always on the lookout for. Two weeks prior I started having coughing fits, and I had subsequently tested negative three times over the course of several days. When I was leaving work early I said to our war... » Continue Reading

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Comedy

Category: Romance and Relationships

I said it and you laughed We danced with the cowboys We acted like we were making fun of them But we were thrilled to be a part of them Just people having fun We were people having fun We held hands and we kissed That kiss That kiss was our whole future flashing through our bodies  That kiss was the handshake that sealed the deal  Pleasure doing business with you Looking fo » Continue Reading

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Diaries of a traveling salesman: Xbox, Miles Davis, and sleeping in the bathtub

Category: Travel and Places

I recently had to drive to Michigan for work. I work as a traveling salesman. The company I work for was founded in the 1930s and it appears that their business model has not changed in the last 80+ years. This is lucky for me though, because I am good at it, and I enjoy the road. I enjoy the experience of seeing how American culture changes depending where you are geographically within its border... » Continue Reading

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