You were with me at my lowest and you left me the slowest You're there for me most. But when I get too much of you, you cut my throat. I would eat an actual meal, but that would be against our deal wouldn't it? Our friendship will never end. Who even needs friends? I held you close but then I realized... You're literally a bag of tostitos » Continue Reading
Who will bury the last person? You always have a six minute timer until you die but breathing just resets it What if we're in a simulation and ghosts are just people who already left the simulation and are just fucking with us The Zoomer generation is getting its education on zoom Rappers wanna be Lil and big but why does no one wanna be medium If I was to stab someone with a peanut allergy with a... » Continue Reading
Ight, so I've been here for a full day. I regret nothing to be completely honest. I actually thought that I was gonna get everything set up and completely think that I did this for absolutely no reason and just lEaVe. But everyone here seems very nice and very cool, so I guess I'll stay lol. The next big question is what kinda fuckery am I gonna post on here. Guess I'll find out eventually. ... » Continue Reading
When you decide that you aren't confident enough for twitter so you decide to join a more down-low thing. I can see myself in like 10 years looking at this and thinking, "What the fuck." But yeah, hello person reading this. » Continue Reading