Bag of tostitos

You were with me at my lowest

and you left me the slowest

You're there for me most.

But when I get too much of you,

you cut my throat.

I would eat an actual meal,

but that would be against our deal

wouldn't it?

Our friendship will never end.

Who even needs friends?

I held you close

but then I realized...

You're literally a bag of tostitos

(P.S I know this is hella cringy but it's only intended as a joke, nothing serious)

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