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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKER
Category: Life
This is not an April fools joke. Today is my birthday. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeaaahhhhuuhuhuhuhuuuhhhh….. AHAHAHAHAUAHAHAUQJAAHHAUAUQAKAKAJAHAHA MY PENIS HURTS » Continue Reading
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I lost my job because i whacked it to the new Kanye West album during a meeting
Category: Life
Bully by Kanye West dropped today while I was at some dumbass fucking meeting with my boss who i hope gets his nuts ripped off and served as a three-course meal by the Cartel. He was rambling about how the stock market is crashing and how no one is investing in our stock or whatever, my dumbass wasn’t paying attention. But then, i got the news that Bully was out, and it caused me to jump up out of... » Continue Reading
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I AM VERY GAY FOR ARCHIVE.ORG
Category: Life
MATTER OF FACT IT SHOULD BE CALLED ARCHIVE.ORGY BECAUSE GOING ON THAT SITE GIVES ME A BONER BECAUSE OF HOW HELPFUL AND USEFUL IT IS. I LOVE DOWNLOADING SHIT I DON’T NEED ON MY COMPUTER THANK YOU INTERNET ARCHIVE i played the penis game with my classmates during band practice and i won » Continue Reading
mothafuckin sheeeeeeeeeeeyut
Category: Life
Unfortunately, i have to go to Fl*rida in the next few days, and Spacehey isn't available in Florida. No blogs for a week. FUCK » Continue Reading
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SPACEHEY IS BECOMING INVITE ONLY, WHAT THE FUCK
Category: Life
spacehey is becoming invite only so i think it is time to share my best memory from this site even though i'm not quitting and spacehey isn't even gonna shut down Once upon a time in 2009, I got a popsicle stuck in the person sitting next to me on the train's ass and i will not elaborate » Continue Reading
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I'M A FUCKING PIRATE
Category: Writing and Poetry
AAARGH. YAAAARRRGGHH MMOTHERFUCKER SHOW ME THE ASS I MEAN UH FUCK BOOTY i cant fucking do this shit anymore » Continue Reading
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The Best Ways To Fuck With Mall Employees (By Lestig) (Working 2026 Unpatched)
Category: Life
Have you ever met a mall worker that pissed you off so much that you wanted to wreak havoc on the mall they worked at? This is what you can do. 1. Piss on the floor near the stand in the middle of the mall that sells shitty iron-on t-shirts 2. Get on all fours and bark at the people in the mall 3. Dinner with JAY-Z 4. Throw a tungsten cube at some random white girl 5. Backflip off of the excavator... » Continue Reading
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NEVER LISTEN TO THE SINGLE BY CHILDREN OF THE CORN WHILE SHOVING TUBAS UP YOUR ASS WHILE DRUNK
Category: Writing and Poetry
This post is sponsored by the Society Of People Against The Practice Of Playing The Tuba With Your Anus. For inquires, privately message me. This is a true story and this happened to me before I successfully stopped shoving tubas up my asshole after going into rehab. My friend tried to do the same, but he relapsed and now as of writing this I have witnessed him shove a French horn up his anal pass... » Continue Reading
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Why i believe shoving tubas up your ass could be deadly (Society For People Against The Practice Of Playing The Tuba With Your Anus)
Category: Life
You have to put your mouth on a tuba to play it, so germs could spread into your body from your ass and kill you. There is a small chance you will get monkeypox on your left big toe which will spread to your urethra. The only way to cure this is by eating 29 forks in a bowl. » Continue Reading
how to hide mp3 in exe files working 2026 unpatched
Category: Life
Step 1: choose an mp3 file you want to change Step 2: make sure you have File name extensions enabled in File Explorer Step 3: change the name of the mp3 file in properties to make it so .mp3 is .exe Step 4: put it in a zip file and send it to someone Step 5: fuck you » Continue Reading
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If you make a Website, Application or Program advertising free use and then add subscriptions and paywalls you are Banned from making Websites for One Year.
Category: Life
This is a problem I See Everywhere. I Come in expecting free shit at you Advertise. But when I hit a Certain limit, Fuck you lestig, You have to buy a 3-month Subscription to keep using it. “OHHH OOOH OOOH HAHAHA FUCK YOU, BUY (insert shitty yt to mp3 website) PLUS TO KEEP USING THIS SITE” like WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT FROM ME I’M NOT GIVING YOU NO GOD DAMN MONEY YOUR SITE IS LABELED FREE SO MAKE IT... » Continue Reading
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Why Lil B Should Be Elected President
Category: Life
Lil B is the most Swag Person Ever. He spreads positivity and is Based. Based As Fuck. His Mixtapes cause generational World Peace and he never fails to drop Bangers. Lil B is 36 as of writing and was born in Berkeley California USA. So he meets legal requirements. This is objectively correct. Lil B The BasedGod For President 2028. » Continue Reading