I lost my job because i whacked it to the new Kanye West album during a meeting

Bully by Kanye West dropped today while I was at some dumbass fucking meeting with my boss who i hope gets his nuts ripped off and served as a three-course meal by the Cartel. He was rambling about how the stock market is crashing and how no one is investing in our stock or whatever, my dumbass wasn’t paying attention. But then, i got the news that Bully was out, and it caused me to jump up out of my seat causing my pants to fall down. I then played the album and started beating my meat infront of everyone and my boss screamed at me to get down but i ganged up on him and turned his lame ass into salami. And then i got fired. Go fuck yourself, Jeremiah. Stupid bitch. Ugh.