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You have to put your mouth on a tuba to play it, so germs could spread into your body from your ass and kill you. There is a small chance you will get monkeypox on your left big toe which will spread to your urethra. The only way to cure this is by eating 29 forks in a bowl.
Why i believe shoving tubas up your ass could be deadly (Society For People Against The Practice Of Playing The Tuba With Your Anus)
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lestigtrippy
is this what i have to post to become popular
Alpha
wait a second holy shit lapfox mention on your profile??!?? jaql step on stage mention???? holy based
Alpha
he made a statement so confusing even his gang is thinking with him
Bigwin777
Too late, I'm a goner. Wish I had this info 20 minutes ago.
Hi why was this under a cute rant about coding
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