SO ON TODAY'S SHITPOST, we're talking about my boss and his stank ass attitude. Not to pull the horn off of a microplankton's sphincter or anything, but he's a bit of a pain in the ass, and that's putting it lightly! I have seen more people get killed online than i have that mam smile, and i feel like that also says something about the current state of the world. So whats happening? THE FLOURINE... » Continue Reading
I was walking home the other day with Daniel in my pocket (read my previous blog for an explanation on who Daniel is and why he's relevant, because he is) and this stupid ass car almost hits me while the driver sits twiddling their thumbs on their new thirty grand iphone, probably likin Instagram model photos and consuming unholy amounts of tiktok brainrot (which is a wholeeee nother topic). Of co... » Continue Reading
Ive been thinking a lot about the obscurity of humanity's addiction to forming bonds with literally everything and anything. We form these charged, irrational attachments to anything that we can get our hands on and it just doesn't make sense to me. I understand being able to become close to or attached to members of the same species, but seriously what is up with our weirdo primate brains. Why do... » Continue Reading
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