The bittnerness of a lonely movie poster plastered under an ad for penis enlargment pills

I was walking home the other day with Daniel in my pocket (read my previous blog for an explanation on who Daniel is and why he's relevant, because he is) and this stupid ass car almost hits me while the driver sits twiddling their thumbs on their new thirty grand iphone, probably likin Instagram model photos and consuming unholy amounts of tiktok brainrot (which is a wholeeee nother topic). Of course i managed to step out of the way becuase i am under the age of sixty and still have reflexes, but still! If i was as withdrawn into my own ass like he was I'd be in the local paper on page three with the cleaning product advertisements.

Tldr: Dont text and drive people, some random teen is gonna hate you forever and rant about you on a blog no one gives a shit about