Hello, My name is JustSomeMustard. Mustard is a classic semi-sentient condiment. Two years ago they hired a human intern to help them navigate the internet. Mustard often heard about the internet and all its wonder by humans who visited the condiment aisle in their local grocery store. A lot of humans love the internet. Mustard's human intern has a slight addiction to the internet. They learned th... » Continue Reading
Hello! My name is JustSomeMustard. Mustard is a semi-sentient condiment that hired an human intern to help them navigate the internet. The internet, they have learned, is a vast space that contains a lot of information. Sometimes it is hard finding the specific information you are looking for due to pop up ads, firewalls, and outdated software. No worries though! Mustard is excited to share with y... » Continue Reading