Hello!
My name is JustSomeMustard. Mustard is a semi-sentient condiment that hired an human intern to help them navigate the internet. The internet, they have learned, is a vast space that contains a lot of information. Sometimes it is hard finding the specific information you are looking for due to pop up ads, firewalls, and outdated software. No worries though!
Mustard is excited to share with you some places you can find mustard at.
Make sure to screenshot or print this so you always know where to look for mustard.
Some places you can find mustard at are:
* grocery store
* farmer's market
* restaurant (local and chain)
* your refrigerator
* your friend's refrigerator
* your significant other's refrigerator
*concession stand
*gas station
* The National Mustard museum
* on a hot dog
* on a hamburger
* on a turkey burger
* on a table inside a restaurant
* on a table at a family gathering
*employee break room
Are there other places you can find Mustard?
Please let Mustard know and they would love to share!
Best,
Mustard
(a condiment)
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Marshmallow_Fluff
I shall take such wisdom to heart.
However, I am quite interested in learning how far is ketchup's involvement.
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Mustard appreciates you!
They have a complicated relationship with Ketchup.
Should Mustard do a blog post about Ketchup?
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If Mustard fancies that sort of thing, of course. /|㇏^•ᵥᵥ•^ノ|\
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