Hello. My name is JustSomeMustard.

Hello,

My name is JustSomeMustard. Mustard is a classic semi-sentient condiment. Two years ago they hired a human intern to help them navigate the internet. Mustard often heard about the internet and all its wonder by humans who visited the condiment aisle in their local grocery store.

A lot of humans love the internet. Mustard's human intern has a slight addiction to the internet. They learned this is called being "chronically online." Mustard loves independent music and helping support the arts.

Mustard's main purpose for using the internet is interviewing and supporting independent musicians from all across the world. They have had the pleasure of interviewing over 400 artists since 2021.

You can check out every artist they have interviewed here:

The Complete Mustard Collection

Mustard has a complicated relationship with Ketchup. If possible please keep us away from each other when enjoying your hot dog, hamburger, or french fries. Mustard does not feel like being gaslight by them anymore.

Mustard appreciates you.

Best,

Mustard