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Behold, My Garbage Sword
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Somehow unearthed a replica of Charlemagne’s sword cleaning out my late father-in-law’s auto body shop, so now I only answer to Sir Michael or Excaliboulerice » Continue Reading
Michael Boulerice (KungFu Mike)
"Let's just never use Facebook again, OK? OK."
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My Snowboarding Preseason Whoopsiedoodle Ouroboros
Category: Blogging
The start of snowboarding season consistently brings the same set of challenges to the table, and I am consistently unable to best them for the first month or so. As of this morning, I'm right on target for ticking all my pre-season boxes. Going out of my way to pack everything I need for a day at the mountain, only to forget something crucial, like my après ski slippers, or my season pass. » Continue Reading
Sorry for finding happiness! I'll try to be meaner going forward.
Category: Blogging
It's weird to grow as semi-public person. I've been a shitstorm on the internet since 2002, and I've been extremely lucky to develop a small-yet-loyal readership over the years who've grown with me, but none of that comes without the grim realization that a small fraction of them are just going to *hate* it. They either hate that I'm not the foaming-mouthed comment section Cujo I was in my 20s, o... » Continue Reading
Building a new friends list is hard!
Category: Blogging
Is it just me, or is it an absolute challenge finding people to connect with on here? Was it this hard last time, or am I looking back on the OG MySpace with rose-colored lenses? I've been using keywords in the advanced search box to friend who I'm hoping are like-minded folks and not international click farm bots, but my god, there are a whole lot of blatantly fake SpaceHey accounts floating arou... » Continue Reading
Jon Arbuckle is gonna blow a gasket
Category: Blogging
Twitter is a smoldering diaper fire, but without it I never would have discovered this family friendly shirt in time for the holiday. ~ Mike » Continue Reading
Drunken Internet Shopping: Part 3294
Category: Blogging
My wife and I recently scooted up to Portland, Maine for an impromptu mini-vacation. We decided Sunday would be "stop at every bar we see for a cocktail and an appetizer" day. One thing lead to another, and I ended up spending far too much money ordering a signed first edition paperback copy of Clive Barker's Books of Blood: Volume II (one of my favorite books of all time, and easily the best volu... » Continue Reading
Where to Buy TAOKFMATMS
Category: Books and Stories
Can't forget to self promote! Clown will eat me! Can't forget to self promote! Clown will eat me! Hey there! Here's a list of outlets where you can purchase a copy of my first collection of essays titled The Adventures of KungFu Mike and the Magic Sungla » Continue Reading
I AM THE NEW TILA TEQUILA
Category: Blogging
I knew that would grab your attention. Thanks for stopping by, and welcome to my very first SpaceHey blog. My oldest readers will remember the firehose of insanity I used to pump into my old MySpace profile (Good god, does anyone remember my ruthless old MySpace Loser of the Week pieces?). I promise to make this space just as entertaining, only tempered by fifteen years worth of responsible adul... » Continue Reading