I AM THE NEW TILA TEQUILA

Thanks for stopping by, and welcome to my very first SpaceHey blog. My oldest readers will remember the firehose of insanity I used to pump into my old MySpace profile (Good god, does anyone remember my ruthless old MySpace Loser of the Week pieces?). I promise to make this space just as entertaining, only tempered by fifteen years worth of responsible adulthood and marriage. And therapy. Lots of therapy. 

Very excited to dust off my old HTML skills and slowly transform this profile into an unnavigable seizure riot, as the good lord intended. 

~ Mike