interact: bucaneers dabloon owners (hit me up matey) old salts/sea dogs (I like me some experienced sailors to teach the scallywags of me crew) latin lassies (me crew got all the gold in the world lass, let me sail yer world) hearties (we lik » Continue Reading
Ode To Cameraman how skibidi is your gyatt when 1+3=2 and my face melts into yours? 40 odd men stroll up on flat-footed leather they prance and trample on my sigma aura » Continue Reading
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Noni... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the grass and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky-smooth touch around the ball, and that gorgeous dribbling with finesse. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rou... » Continue Reading