NONI MADUEKE

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Noni... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the grass and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky-smooth touch around the ball, and that gorgeous dribbling with finesse. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great loving man, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it was the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when there were rumors you were leaving the most adequate and skilled football team: Chelsea fc and it was like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first goal this year against Tottenham despite the floating rumors, because deep down I knew I was going to miss you and my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did triumphantly defeat the allegations, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2020 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You came made a game winning goal and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CHELSEA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're gaining traction amongst other chelsea fans now you have kicked stupendous beautiful goals I will always be your number 2 fan (after my sister), still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Noni Madueke.☺️♥️🫶🏻